Killing Lincoln: The Shocking Assassination that Changed America Forever
- Author: Bill O'Reilly
- ISBN: 9780805093070
- Publisher: Henry Holt and Co.
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The WitnessAn old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Richard, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?" "Yes," said Richard , "I saw him plainly take the goods." The lawyer asks Richard again, "Richard, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?" "Yes" says Richard, "I saw him do it." Then the lawyer asks Richard, "Richard listen, you are 80 years old and your eye sight probably is bad. Just how far can you see at night?" Richard says, "I can see the moon, how far is that?" |
Dress CodeEmployed by the human-development center of a corporation in the Midwest, my friend trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette. One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in jeans and a golf shirt got on with her. Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded, "Dressed a little casually today, aren't we?" The man replied, "That's one of the benefits you get of owning the company." |
Letter to CompanyAfter trying a new shampoo for the first time, a guy fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the company produced: soaps, detergents, tooth paste, and paper items. "Well, what do you think?" his wife asked smiling. "Next time," he replied. "I'm writing to General Motors!" |
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More Time Honored TruthsIf all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? If God dropped acid, would he see people? If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? |
Even More Time Honored TruthsBefore they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry? A fool and his money are soon partying. |
Still More Time Honored TruthsWomen like silent men, they think they're listening. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays? |
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More Actual Answers Given on Family FeudA food that can be brown or white - Potato A jacket potato topping - Jam A famous Scotsman - Jock Another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones Something with a hole in it - Window A non living object with legs - Plant A domestic animal - Leopard A part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee A way of cooking fish - Cod |
Even More Actual Answers Given on Family FeudSomething that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings Something you might be allergic to - Skiing Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters Something a cat does - Goes to the toilet Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog Something associated with the police - Pigs A sign of the zodiac - April Something slippery - A conman |
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Διάβασα χθές το ωραίο ποίημα του Jacques PRÉVERT : στην τύχη των πουλιών.
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