Ανέκδοτα, 27/1/2012

Eat the watermelons The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!" He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons. The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO!" Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Taking the final exam Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________." Bubba was stumped. He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?" Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM." "Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?" "You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O." Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Very Bad Accident Two men got out of their cars after they collided at an intersection. One took a flask from his pocket and said to the other, "Here, maybe you'd like a nip to calm your nerves." "Thanks," he said, and took a long pull from the container. "Here, you have one, too," he added, handing back the whiskey. "Well, I'd rather not," said the first. "At least not until after the police have been here." Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Earth science answers - The terrestrial planets are much larger than the gas giants. - Wegener found matching bedbugs on opposite sides of the Atlantic. - The main problem associated with limestone aquifers is Lyme disease. - We don't have rock salt on Guam because that forms from from evaporation of oceans and we don't have oceans on Guam. - Erie, Pennsylvania has no volcanoes because it's too cold there. - The most important agent of landscape formation on Guam is greyhounds - they are intelligent. - We know that the sun is much farther away from us than the moon is, because we can see stars between us and the sun, but not between us and the moon. - The rear end of a trilobite is called a trilobutt.