ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 30/3/2013

Wait Your Turn A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Capital Knowledge A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them." A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?" The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W." Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Blonde Pregnancy What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? "Is it mine?" Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Delaware Decision Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her USA government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware"