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Speeding
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky.
An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket.
"How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.
The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky.
"You mean," asked the motorist, "that even He is against me?"
An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket.
"How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.
The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky.
"You mean," asked the motorist, "that even He is against me?"
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Historical Hystericals
What was King Arthur's favorite game?
Knights and crosses!
Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
At the bottom!
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!
Wish I had been born 1000 years ago!
Why is that?
Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn!
Knights and crosses!
Where was the Declaration of Independance signed?
At the bottom!
Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?
Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah's court!
Wish I had been born 1000 years ago!
Why is that?
Just think of all the history that I wouldn't have to learn!
History's Hysterical
What's black and white all over and difficult?
An exam paper!
Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did they get to the mile?
What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
Floodlights!
An exam paper!
Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!
The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon.
How many galleons did they get to the mile?
What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?
Floodlights!
Marry Me
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes".
The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..."
After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal.
"Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."
The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..."
After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal.
"Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."
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