Ανέκδοτα,1/3/2012

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Three-legged chicken Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his brakes, but realized that the chicken was speeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour. Intrigued, he tried to follow the bird with his truck, but he couldn't catch up to the accelerating chicken. Seeing it turn into a small farm, Juan followed it. To his astonishment, he realized that the chicken had three legs. Looking around the small farm, he noticed that ALL of the chickens had three legs. The farmer came out of his house, and Juan said, "Three-legged chickens? That's astonishing!" The farmer replied, "Yep. I bred 'em that way because I love drumsticks." Juan was curious. "How does a three-legged chicken taste?" The farmer smiled. "Dunno. Haven't been able to catch one yet." Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Snails are funny How do snails get their shells so shiny? They use snail varnish! Where do you find giant snails? At the end of giants fingers! Why is the snail the strongest animal? Because he carries a house on his back! Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Fish funnies What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather? Skate! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours? A hermit crab! What do you get from a bad-tempered shark? As far away as possible! Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Dancing duck What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat? The milky baa kid! What is a duck's favorite dance? The quackstep! Which dance will a chicken not do? The foxtrot! What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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