How much is two plus two?
A university committee was selecting a new dean. They had narrowed the candidates down to a mathematician, an economist and a lawyer.
Each was asked this question during their interview: "How much is two plus two?"
The mathematician answered immediately, "Four."
The economist thought for several minutes and finally answered, "Four, plus or minus one."
Finally the lawyer stood up, peered around the room and motioned silently for the committee members to gather close to him. In a hushed, conspiratorial tone, he replied, "How much do you want it to be?"
Each was asked this question during their interview: "How much is two plus two?"
The mathematician answered immediately, "Four."
The economist thought for several minutes and finally answered, "Four, plus or minus one."
Finally the lawyer stood up, peered around the room and motioned silently for the committee members to gather close to him. In a hushed, conspiratorial tone, he replied, "How much do you want it to be?"
You're so dumb...
- Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation.
- Still boots to DOS.
- Still sending messages with his secret decoder ring.
- Still traumatized from the forest fire in "Bambi".
- Stuck on the down escalator of life.
- Stumped by anything child-proof.
- Subtle as a well-thrown brick.
- Suffers from Clue Deficit Disorder.
- Surfing in Nebraska.
- Switch is on, but no one's receiving.
- Takes 1.5 hours to watch "60 Minutes".
- Takes an hour to cook minute rice.
- Still boots to DOS.
- Still sending messages with his secret decoder ring.
- Still traumatized from the forest fire in "Bambi".
- Stuck on the down escalator of life.
- Stumped by anything child-proof.
- Subtle as a well-thrown brick.
- Suffers from Clue Deficit Disorder.
- Surfing in Nebraska.
- Switch is on, but no one's receiving.
- Takes 1.5 hours to watch "60 Minutes".
- Takes an hour to cook minute rice.
100 Buckets of Bits
100 buckets of bits on the bus
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Proof E equal to one
Theorem: e=1
Proof: 2*e = f 2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i) e^(2*pi*i) = 1 Therefore: 2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i) 2=f Thus: e=1 |
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