ΒΡΑΔΥΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 15/11/2012

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Late Night Funny #1 Both parties in Washington now agree that our country is headed toward a 'fiscal cliff.' The bad news: We just elected a guy whose campaign slogan was 'Forward.' Jay Leno Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Late Night Funny #2 Gas rationing. Welcome to 1974! Here's the only good thing. We don't have enough gas now to drive over the fiscal cliff. David Letterman Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 There's a double standard here. The head of the CIA gets caught having sex and has to resign. Meanwhile, a British special agent, James Bond, has sex with tons of women and makes $90 million at the box office. Where's the justice? Craig Ferguson Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #4 Mitt Romney has a supporter in Indiana who thought it was a good idea to have the Romney/Ryan logo tattooed on his face. He'll feel stupid when he finds out about campaign buttons. Jimmy Kimmel Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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