ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 6/11/2012

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Late Night Funny #1 The presidential race continues. Did you forget about that for a few days? Maybe the only good thing about the hurricane is that we forgot about the presidential race. David Letterman Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Late Night Funny #2 Folks, the election is here, and Christie is praising a Democrat. What’s next, a Democrat praising Christie? It’s unnatural; it’s like kissing your sister. Which, by the way, would be federal law if Obama is elected. Stephen Colbert Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 I’d like to single out some heroes, like the nurses at NYU hospital. After the hospital generators failed, these nurses carried 20 newborns down nine flights of stairs while manually operating respirators. I can’t even walk down nine flights of stairs without a spotter. Stephen Colbert Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #4 I watched a lot of storm coverage over the last couple of days. I spent 36 hours watching weather reporters standing in water while telling us not to stand in water. Jimmy Kimmel Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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