ΒΡΑΔΥΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 19/11/2012

Late Night Funny #1

It was announced today that former General Petraeus has agreed to testify before Congress. I guess he figured, 'Why not?' Those questions can't be any tougher than the ones he's getting at home right now.

Jay Leno

Late Night Funny #2 There's a petition for Texas to secede. It has 25,000 signatures. The signatures are from every state but Texas. Conan O'Brien Print |Comment |Tweet It |Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 The Rockefeller Center's Christmas tree is being put in place this afternoon. They bring it in and hoist it with a crane and steel cables. It's the same way they get Chris Christie into his pants. David Letterman Print |Comment |Tweet It |Facebook It

Late Night Funny #4 This David Patraeus scandal is insane and has no signs of stopping. IN a weird twist today, a jogger recently found the driver's license of Patraeus's mistress, Paula Broadwell, in a park. He knew it was her driver's license because under sex it said, 'Lots with David Patraeus.' Jimmy Fallon