ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 5/11/2012

Why did God invent whisky? So the Irish would never rule the world. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Success in Marriage A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids." Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Open the Can A chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist comes up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener ..." Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Top Reasons For Joining The Church Choir - You're running out of clean clothes and the robe saves on laundry. - The church is usually crowded and you want to make sure you always have a seat. - You've just been selected for jury duty and you want to get use to sitting with a large group of people. - The collection plate is never passed to the choir. - There's a clock in the back of the church and you want to know when one hour has passed. - For years you have wanted to know who sits in the back of the church but were afraid to turn around and look. - You've been known to nod off during the service and don't want the minister/priest to catch you. - The chairs for the choir are padded and are the most comfortable chairs in the church.