ΒΡΑΔΥΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 28/11/2012

Late Night Funny #1

President Obama has wrapped up his four-day, three-country trip to Asia. And insiders say the last 96 hours were very productive. The president said he may have found a country in Asia that can make Twinkies for us.

Late Night Funny #2 Down in Tampa, where we have our Central Command, there was this glorified gypsie grifter named Jill Kelly, who's part Kardashian, part Palin, and part Snooki, who was hanging around the military bases. The media calls her a Tampa socialite. What is that really? Someone who goes to Applebee's and orders the filet? So she starts getting these anonymous threatening emails from someone – of course it turned out to be Paula Broadwell – telling her to stay away from my general. Because if there's one thing a mistress hates, it's a guy who cheats. Bill Maher Print |Comment |Tweet It |Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 Joe Biden made his birthday wish today. Right after blowing out the candles he asked everyone, 'Am I invisible yet?' Jimmy Fallon Print |Comment |Tweet It |Facebook It

Late Night Funny #4 Mitt Romney was photographed at a gas station in San Diego filling up his car, then he was spotted later in the day at Disneyland. See, that's when you know you're rich – when you can afford to fill up your car with gas and go to Disneyland on the same day. Jay Leno