ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 12/1/2013

Jokes by ArcaMax, sponsored today by: christos - Yours Absolutely Free: North American Hunter Magazine Subscription The official publication of the North American Hunting Club brings you hunting tips & techniques from our team of experts to help take your skills to the next level! Each issue is packed full of the best hunting articles, tips, videos & more. GO: Get your digital subscription now - It's FREE! College Cure Two men sank into adjacent train seats after a long day in the city. One asked the other, "Your son go back to college yet?" "Two days ago." "Mine's a senior this year, so it's almost over. In May, he'll be an engineer. What's your boy going to be when he gets out of college?" "At the rate he's going, I'd say he'll be about thirty." "No, I mean what's he taking in college?" "He's taking every penny I make." "Doesn't he burn the midnight oil enough?" "He doesn't get in early enough to burn the midnight oil." "Well, has sending him to college done anything at all?" "Sure has! It's totally cured his mother of bragging about him." Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It Sponsor Fuel your need for speed! Share your opinion now and get entered to win a brand new 2013 Chevy(R) Camaro(R) SS Or choose to take $50,000 cash instead! Click to get started! 21st Century Marriage I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses. "I'm sorry," the clerk said. "This man just ordered our last bunch." The desperate customer turned to me and begged, "May I please have those roses?" "What happened?" I asked. "Did you forget your wedding anniversary?" "It's even worse than that," he confided. "I crashed my wife's hard drive!" Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It An American in England An American visiting in England asked at the hotel for the elevator. The portiere looked a bit confused but smiled when he realized what the man wanted. "You must mean the lift," he said. "No," the American responded. "If I ask for the elevator I mean the elevator." "Well," the portiere answered, "over here we call them lifts". "Now you listen", the American said rather irritated, "someone in America invented the elevator." "Oh, right you are sir," the portiere said in a polite tone, "but someone here in England invented the language." Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It Foreign Language A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away. "See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?" Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It Mobile Comics Apps Enjoy your favorite comics like Zits, Baby Blues, BC, Wizard of Id, Dennis the Menace -- and many more -- from your mobile devices. The Funnies app's newest version includes much easier navigation and several more comics. The App now costs $0.99 (lifetime). For Droid users, go to https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.arcamax.funnies For the IPhone app, go to https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/funnies/id578259615?ls=1  Each app includes more than 75 of the ArcaMax cartoon lineup. With this app, you can mark your Favorites and view them daily without having to browse through the whole list. Enjoy! -- From the ArcaMax editors