ΒΡΑΔΥΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 18/1/2013

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Late Night Funny #1 President Obama's inaugural parade will feature eight floats, including a Hawaii float to honor his birthplace, an Illinois float to honor the first lady’s home state, and a Kenyan float just to mess with Republicans. Jimmy Fallon Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Late Night Funny #2 Wal-Mart made plans to hire 100,000 U.S. Veterans. Which can only mean one thing: Wal-Mart is going to invade Costco. Conan O'Brien Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 The White House has rejected an online petition to build a planet-destroying Death Star like the one in the movie Star Wars. Officials said today the administration does not support blowing up planets. See, the White House believes the most effective way to destroy planets is with their economic policy. Jay Leno Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #4 President Obama told Congress it must raise our debt limit because the U.S. 'is not a deadbeat nation." Then the president added, 'By the way, if China calls, I'm not here.' Conan O'Brien Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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