ΒΡΑΔΥΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 15/1/2013

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Late Night Funny #1 President Obama will be sworn in with his hand resting on two Bibles. Is that how screwed up Washington is now? One Bible can't get the job done anymore? Jay Leno Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Late Night Funny #2 Our huge state budget deficit is gone. Governor Jerry Brown announced the state budget for next year is projected to net an $851 million surplus and this year we'll have a surplus of $785 million. You hear that, meter maids? Maybe you can stop giving us tickets for a couple of months Jimmy Kimmel Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 A new survey found that 77 percent of Americans think politicians do serious harm to the country. Politicians are like, 'Cool, at least they think we do something.' Jimmy Fallon Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #4 This year nobody was elected to baseball's hall of fame. No player has ever gotten into the hall of fame without winning Ohio. David Letterman Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Mobile Comics Apps Enjoy your favorite comics like Zits, Baby Blues, BC, Wizard of Id, Dennis the Menace -- and many more -- from your mobile devices. The Funnies app's newest version includes much easier navigation and several more comics. The App now costs $0.99 (lifetime). For Droid users, go to https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.arcamax.funnies For the IPhone app, go to https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/funnies/id578259615?ls=1  Each app includes more than 75 of the ArcaMax cartoon lineup. With this app, you can mark your Favorites and view them daily without having to browse through the whole list. Enjoy! -- From the ArcaMax editors