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Late Night Funny #1 Barbara Walters chose General David Petraeus as the most fascinating person of 2012. What a coincidence. So did Paula Broadwell Jay Leno Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Late Night Funny #2 Barbara Walters’ ‘Ten Most Fascinating People’ show was on last night. Number one was General Petraeus. I think if this guy was a little less fascinating he would probably still have his job. David Letterman Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 HBO is planning a new movie similar to ‘Game Change,’ but based on the 2012 election. The network said they’re not sure who will play Mitt Romney — then Mitt Romney said, ‘Hey, I’m not doing anything.’ Jimmy Fallon Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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