ΒΡΑΔΥΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 9/1/2013

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Late Night Funny #1 As you know, the Mayans said the world will end tomorrow, and like everybody else, they blame Bush. Jay Leno Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Late Night Funny #2 Even with the apocalypse there is always something good. There’s always a silver lining. For example, The Mayan apocalypse will put an end to those commercials where a crazy lady talks to strangers about her colon. David Letterman Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 There’s a photo going around with President Obama playing with a staffer’s son who’s dressed as Spider-Man. Obama was like, ‘Shouldn’t you be fighting the Green Goblin?’ And the kid was like, ‘shouldn’t you be working on the fiscal cliff?’ Jimmy Fallon Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #4 I’m sure the new movies are good, but I’m upset there are no real Christmas movies. Like ‘It’s a Wonderful Life,’ where Jimmy Stewart finds himself in a world where no one can see him. It’s like nobody’s aware of his existence. I know that feeling. Craig Ferguson Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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