ΒΡΑΔΥΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 3/1/2013

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Late Night Funny #1 There is no such thing as an impartial jury because there are no impartial people. There are people that argue on the web for hours about who their favorite character on "Friends" is. A Classic Jon Stewart Late Night Quote Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Late Night Funny #2 Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work? A Classic Jon Stewart Late Night Quote Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things. A Classic Jon Stewart Late Night Quote Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #4 Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you know we have a strong army, when you can actually tell your enemy exactly where your camp is and what its name is. A Classic Jon Stewart Late Night Quote Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Mobile Comics Apps Enjoy your favorite comics like Zits, Baby Blues, BC, Wizard of Id, Dennis the Menace -- and many more -- from your mobile devices. The Funnies app's newest version was released last week and includes much easier navigation. The App now costs $1.99 (lifetime). For Droid users, go to https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.arcamax.funnies For the IPhone app, go to https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/funnies/id578259615?ls=1 Each app includes more than 75 of the ArcaMax cartoon lineup. With this app, you can mark your Favorites and view them daily without having to browse through the whole list. Enjoy! -- From the ArcaMax editors