ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 18/1/2013

Jokes by ArcaMax, sponsored today by: Time for Stricter Gun Control Laws? PersonalLiberty.com, America's #1 news site for independent-minded individuals is conducting an urgent poll to find out if Americans believe stricter gun control is the way to prevent tragedies like the attack in Newtown, CT. Thousands will vote, and along with every American—your opinion matters! Make Washington listen! Click Here to vote now! Info from the Doctor A little old woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, "Mount Sinai Hospital? Hello. Darling, I'd like to talk with the person who gives the information about the patients. But I don't want to know if the patient is better or doing like expected, or worse, I want all the information from top to bottom, from A to Z." The voice on the other end of the line said, "Would you hold the line, please, that's a very unusual request?" Then a very authoritative voice came on and said, "Are you the lady who is calling about one of the patients?" She said, "Yes, darling! I'd like to know the information about Sarah Finkel, in room 302." He said, "Finkel. Finkel. Let me see. Feinberg, Farber - Finkel. Oh yes, Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her doctor says if she continues improving as she is, he is going to send her home Tuesday at twelve o'clock." The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful! She's going home at twelve o'clock! I'm so happy to hear that. That's wonderful news." The guy on the other end said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be one of the close family?" She said, "What close family? I'm Sarah Finkel! My doctor don't tell me nothing!" Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It Sponsor christos - Yours Absolutely Free: North American Hunter Magazine Subscription The official publication of the North American Hunting Club brings you hunting tips & techniques from our team of experts to help take your skills to the next level! Each issue is packed full of the best hunting articles, tips, videos & more. GO: Get your digital subscription now - It's FREE! He didn't kick too much A few days ago my daughter, who is expecting her third child, was telling the other two children that this baby is kicking alot. She further explained that when she had the first one, Mikey, he didn't kick too much. Mikey gently said to his mother "Mom, do you know why I didn't kick you too much? Because I knew you were my Mommy". Out of the mouths of our sweet babes. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It Little Johnny's Numbers The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he said. "My dad taught me." "Good! Can you tell me what comes after three." "Four," answers little Johnny. "What comes after six?" "Seven." "Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a good job. What comes after ten?" "A jack," says little Johnny. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It Bears Q. If a bear in Yosemite, and one in Alaska fall into water, which one would dissolve faster? A. The bear in Alaska because it's polar. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It Political Comics Available from ArcaMax ArcaMax Edutirs No matter what your side of the aisle, we've got comics sure to inspire discussion. Check outDoonesbury, Mallard Filmore, and more from ArcaMax Comics. ArcaMax has more than 70 comics to read free by e-mail every morning. Subscribe to one or more of your favorites and start reading! Subscribe to Doonesbury instantly. Subscribe to Mallard Filmore instantly. View the full list of comics. -- From the ArcaMax editors