ΒΡΑΔΥΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 13/2/2013

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Late Night Funny #1 Supporters of Hillary Clinton have already started a 2016 super PAC on her behalf called 'Ready for Hillary.' And more cautious Democratic supporters have started another super PAC called 'Bracing for Biden.' Jimmy Fallon Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Late Night Funny #2 This is crazy. The justice department is saying that President Obama can order drone strikes on American citizens, that he can do that. In a related story, this is the last Obama joke I'm ever doing on this show. Conan O'Brien Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 The Republican Party has its own line of clothing. The problem is it keeps coming apart at the seams. David Letterman Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #4 Monopoly is getting a big makeover. They want to make the Monopoly game more modern and bring it up to date to reflect our current culture. Like, in the new version of Monopoly, the banker never goes to jail. Jay Leno