ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 5/2/2013

Jokes by ArcaMax, sponsored today by:

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A Golf Club Walks Into a Bar A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer. The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club. "You'll be driving later," replies the bartender. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Question/Answer I'd tell you another joke about a pencil. But it doesn't have any point! Why do idiots eat biscuits? Because they're crackers! What was the gangsters last words? Who put that violin in my violin case! Did you hear about the little boy that they named after his father? They called him dad! What has forty feet and sings? The school choir! Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot? He flew 57 missions! Why does a flamingo lift up one leg? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over! Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Some Race Horses in a Stable Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!" "Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail. At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!" The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog." Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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