Ανέκδοτα, 2/2/2012

Dusty Housekeeping My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper. One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel." Mom turned to him and sweetly replied, "Yes, darling, I know. That's why I married a college graduate." Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Irish Telephones Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of earth were taken to a depth of 50m and during the core examinations, small pieces of copper were discovered. After running many arduous tests on these samples, the German government announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nationwide telephone network. Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. So they ordered their own scientists to take their core samples at a depth of 100m. From these samples, they found small pieces of glass and soon announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nationwide optical fibre network. Irish scientists were outraged. So immediately after this announcement, they ordered their scientist to take samples at a depth of 200m but found absolutely nothing. They concluded that the ancient Irish 55,000 h years ago were an even more advanced civilisation, as they already had a mobile telephone network in place. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Travel Agent Terms No extra fees - No extras available. Bird Watchers Paradise - Your car's paint will never be the same Nominal fee - Outrageous charge. Standard - Sub-standard. Deluxe - Barely Standard. Superior accommodations- One complimentary chocolate, free shower cap. All the amenities - Two chocolates, two shower caps. Just Like Home - No Maid service. Plush - Both top and bottom sheets, bed shakes. Gentle breezes - In hurricane alley. Light and airy - No air conditioning. Picturesque - Theme park nearby. 24-hour bar - Ice cubes at additional cost (when available). Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

More Travel Agent Terms Old world charm - Room with no TV, radio and only 1 light. Tropical - Rainy. Majestic setting - A long way from town, at end of dirt road. Options galore - Nothing is included in the price. Secluded hideaway - Directions to locate unclear. Some budget rooms - Sorry, already occupied. Explore on your own - At your own expense. Minutes From ??? - By Plane Romantic - No Phone in room Knowledgeable trip hosts - They've flown in an airplane before.