Ανέκδοτα, 24/2/2012 A Good Pun is Its Own Reword

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A Good Pun is Its Own Reword - A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. - Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. - Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. - A hangover is the wrath of grapes. - Sea captains don't like crew cuts. - Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? - Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red. - When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. - A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. - What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!) - A backward poet writes inverse. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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More A Good Pun is Its Own Reword - In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. - A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. - Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor. - When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. - The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. - A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. - You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. - Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. - He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. - Every calendar's days are numbered. - A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine. - A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Still More A Good Pun is Its Own Reword - He had a photographic memory that was never developed. - A plateau is a high form of flattery. - The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. - Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. - Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. - When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. - Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. - Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. - Acupuncture is a jab well done. - Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. - The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

And Finally, This... Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off. Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it! Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm How boring for you! Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach. Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel That's shocking! Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python You can't get round me just like that you know!