ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 27/11/2012

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Late Night Funny #1 Two California Democratic delegates have already been kicked out for getting completely drunk. One passed out, the other was accused of impersonating a member of Congress. They knew he wasn't a real member of Congress because he was buying his own drinks with his money. Jay Leno Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Late Night Funny #2 If you're a donor to President Obama's campaign, you were promised exclusive access to Joe Biden -- and for an extra $10,000 absolutely no access to Joe Biden Conan O'Brien Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 But Paul, my man, be smart about this. You keep stretching the truth about things that anyone can look up on the internet .... check yourself before you wreck yourself. Stephen Colbert Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #4 Over the weekend, a chef in Minnesota created the world's largest bacon cheeseburger, weighing in at over 2,000 pounds. And if you want to hear what it tasted like, you'll just have to wait until I interview Chris Christie. Jimmy Fallon