ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 29/11/2012

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Late Night Funny #1 I don't care that they were screwing, but I do sort of care that the CIA director can't keep a secret. Apparently when he said the surge is working, he didn't even know his phone was on. Bill Maher Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Late Night Funny #2 The best part of this is the politics of it. Jill Kelly is a Republican. General Petraeus, that's the guy Republicans wanted to run for president. Paula Broadwell, they wanted to run her for Senate on the Republican side. This whole scandal happened because Jill Kelly was flirting with a super-partisan right-winger FBI agent, who took the emails to his Republican congressman, who took them to House Majority Leader Republican Eric Cantor. You know who I blame? Obama. Bill Maher Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 We're headed for a fiscal cliff and President Obama is in a tough spot. Because the Democrats did so well on Election Day, he's running out of Republicans he can blame this on. Jay Leno Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #4 France says the U.S. hacked its government computers. Cyberwar is new to them. France has never surrendered online before.