Late Night Funny #1
Top Ten Fun Facts About Thanksgiving
10. Buckle on pilgrim hat symbolized era when pants were worn on head
9. When Thanksgiving aficionado Ernest Borgnine died, his family had him stuffed turkey-style
8. The Native American word for "gravy" translates literally as "meat goo"
7. 37% of turkeys eat human on Thanksgiving
6. After Thanksgiving, the busiest travel day is Elvis Presley's birthday
5. Plymouth Rock had a secret compartment where the pilgrims hid their house keys
4. The 2nd Thanksgiving was held at a Shoney's in Chester, Virginia
3. 85% of Thanksgiving dinners end in a fistfight
2. This year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on NBC is a rerun
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10. Buckle on pilgrim hat symbolized era when pants were worn on head
9. When Thanksgiving aficionado Ernest Borgnine died, his family had him stuffed turkey-style
8. The Native American word for "gravy" translates literally as "meat goo"
7. 37% of turkeys eat human on Thanksgiving
6. After Thanksgiving, the busiest travel day is Elvis Presley's birthday
5. Plymouth Rock had a secret compartment where the pilgrims hid their house keys
4. The 2nd Thanksgiving was held at a Shoney's in Chester, Virginia
3. 85% of Thanksgiving dinners end in a fistfight
2. This year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade on NBC is a rerun
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Late Night Funny #2
I love this. Have you heard about these topless photos that are surfacing of Kate Middleton? It's now reported that there are 200 topless pictures of her. Two hundred! How long have they been together? I don't think Prince William has seen Kate topless 200 times. How does that happen?
Jay Leno |
Late Night Funny #3
Israel’s Iron Dome defense is intercepting 90% of Hamas’ missiles. Usually to see that many interceptions you have to watch Tony Romo play.
Jay Leno |
Late Night Funny #4
I don’t care that they were screwing, but I do sort of care that the CIA director can’t keep a secret. Apparently when he said the surge is working, he didn’t even know his phone was on.
Bill Maher |
. No matter how awkward your family's holiday, things will be worse at the Petraeus house
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