Ανέκδοτα, 10/07/2012

Opal and Amber During a heated discussion Opal screamed at Amber, telling her that not only was she not a jewel but she wasn't even a mineral. "Is that so," Amber snorted, stating flatly that Opal had no cleavage. "Perhaps so," replied Opal, "but at least I'm not just organic ooze with bugs - I'm pristine, white, and smooth." "That's tuff," said Amber, secreting with rage. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Another Variant Q: Why did the T. Rex cross the road? A1: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet! A2: Because it was chasing a chicken. A3: Because it was being chased by a chicken. A4: Because it thought it was a chicken. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

A Cat's Prayer Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep. I pray for toys that look like mice, And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks, And someone nice to scratch my back, For windowsills all warm and bright, For shadows to explore at night. I pray I'll always stay real cool And keep the secret feline rule To NEVER tell a human that The world is really ruled by CATS! Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Secret Service The Secret Service just sent out a memo reminding the president's security detail that they shall not take drugs, get drunk on duty, or hire hookers.If the agents have to engage in such misbehavior, they shouldn't be in the Secret Service. They should be members of the presidential cabinet instead. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It