Ανέκδοτα, 3/07/2012

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Hubble Photograph of Distant Galaxies Colliding The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble photograph of distant galaxies colliding. Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved resolution provided by the Hubble Space Telescope, you can actually see the lawyers rushing to the scene. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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The Rabbit The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, filling everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Perfume Counter A teenage girl shopped at the mall and stopped at the perfume counter. She sees, "My Sin", "Desire", and "Ecstasy". She says to the salesperson, "I don't want to get emotionally involved...I just want to smell nice." Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Quick Laughs How do you make milk shake? Give it a good scare! Do you know the time? No, we haven't met yet! What sleeps at the bottom of the sea? A kipper! What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers? A nervous wreck! What soldiers smell of salt and pepper? Seasoned troopers! Did you hear about the man who had BO on one side only? He bought Right Guard, but couldn't find any Left Guard! What has two humps and is found at the North Pole? A lost camel!