Ανέκδοτα, 12/07/2012

Ridiculous Job Interview Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. He was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a three-man business. "I need someone with an accounting degree," the man said. "But mainly, I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me." "Excuse me?" the young accountant said. "I worry about a lot of things," the man said. "But I don't want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back." "I see," the young accountant said. "And how much does the job pay?" "I will start you at eighty-five thousand dollars" "Eighty-five thousand dollars!" the young man exclaimed. "How can such a small business afford a sum like that?" "That," the owner said, "is your first worry." Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Excuse for Speeding This Middle aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought him a new bright red BMW. So he decided to take his new BMW on a test drive down the interstate one day. He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway patrolman with his blue lights and siren blaring coming toward him. He decided he and his new BMW would outrun the officer. So the man sped up to 95 mph,and then to 105 mph, but the patrolman was still coming. The man finally came to his senses and said to himself, "This is crazy, I could go to jail for this," so he pulled over. The patrolman came to the car and told the man, "It has been a long day and I am tired. If you can give me an excuse no one else has ever given me I will let you go." So the man told the officer, "Last night my wife ran off with a patrolman and when I seen you chasing me I thought you were trying to bring her back." The officer looked at the man and said, "Have a nice day." Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Wife's Last Words Tina was on her deathbed, with her husband Mike at her side. He held her cold hand as silent tears streamed down his face. "Mike," she said weakly. "Hush my darling," he interrupted, "don't talk, save your strength." But she insisted, "Mike, before I die, there's something that I have to confess." "There is nothing to confess," said the weeping husband. "It's all right. Everything's all right." "No, no. I must die in peace. I must confess that I have been unfaithful to you." He stroked her hand, "Now, Tina, don't be concerned. I know all about it." "You do?" she gasped. "Sure darling, why else would I poison you?" Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Preacher's Wish from God A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God. While he was praying, he asked God, "How long is 10 million years to you?" God replied, "One second." The next day the preacher asked God, "God, how much is 10 million dollars to you?" And God replied, "A penny." Then finally the next day the preacher asked God, "God, can I have one of your pennies?" And God replied, "Just wait a sec."