Ανέκδοτα, 4/07/2012

Investment Counselor An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. The investment banker began to interview young lawyers. "As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Mayberry, are you an honest lawyer?" "Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case." "Impressive. And what sort of case was that?" asked the investment counselor. The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money." Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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You Know You're a Tech Geek When... - When your friend tells you all about his Cressida V6 and you reply "Yeah, I had V5, and it was full of bugs!" - When driving you see a license plate with the letters DSR, and you feel compelled to touch your bumper to the other car to see if you can raise CD. - When you are counting objects "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". - When you lay down in the afternoon for a short rest, end up sleeping 4 hours, and call it a "mega-nap". - When your friend is going to Essex for vacation and you tell her, "You really should go for the DX, it has the built in co-processor." - When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors. - When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

You Still Know You're a Tech Geek When... - When you convince yourself that Tetris really does improve eye-hand coordination. - When the radio traffic reporter talks about a backup caused by a crash, and you correct her that a backup is good protection in case of a crash. - When floppy drive applies more to your love life, and hard drive to your machines. - When you call "*.*" star-dot-star. - When you can do hexadecimal arithimatic in your head. - When your wife goes to the market for some macintosh apples, and you correct her, "No, dear, it's 'Apple Macintosh'." - When your wife says "If you don't turn off that stupid machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

You Know You've Turned Into a Mom When... - You automatically double-knot everything you tie. - You find yourself humming the Barney song as you do the dishes. - You hear a baby cry in the grocery store, and you start to gently sway back and forth, back and forth. However, your children are at school! - You actually start to like the smell of strained carrots mixed with applesauce. - You weep through the scene in Dumbo when his mom is taken away, not to mention what Bambi does to you. - You get so into crafts you contemplate writing a book called 101 Fun Crafts to do with Dryer Lint and Eggshells. - You spend a half hour searching for your sunglasses only to have your teenager say, "Mom, why don't you wear the ones you pushed up on your head?" - You are out for a nice romantic meal with your husband, enjoying some real adult conversation, when suddenly you realize that you've reached over and started to cut up his steak!