Ανέκδοτα, 4/12/2011

Dealing With a Lawyer

A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.

Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven." The Lawyer said, "Wait Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter." Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.

Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"

Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter,

"

I Could Use a Little Money Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on. After receiving his son's letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back. Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Arriving Home Drunk A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home." The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man. The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?" Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the error rite Its rarely ever wrong. Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no Its letter perfect in it's weigh My chequer tolled me sew. -- Sauce unknown

Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."

Perelandra (Space Trilogy, Book 2)

(0) Books remaining on Shelf Science Fiction & Fantasy Sunday December 4, 2011 Welcome ArcaMax reader! Thank you for subscribing to this BookDaily update. As an ArcaMax subscriber, it’s quick and easy to set up a BookDaily.com account and make full use of the site. Just set up a user name and password and you’ll be all set. Click to get started. Perelandra (Space Trilogy, Book 2) by C.S. Lewis

As I left the railway station at Worchester and set out on the three-mile walk to Ransom's cottage, I reflected that no one on that platform could possibly guess the truth about the man I was going to visit. The flat heath which spread out before me (for the village lies all behind and to the north of the station) looked an ordinary heath. The gloomy five-o'clock sky was such as you might see on any autumn afternoon. The few houses and the clumps of red or yellowish trees were in no way remarkable. Who could imagine that a little farther on in that quiet landscape I should meet and shake by the hand a man who had lived and eaten and drunk in a world forty million miles distant from London, who had seen this Earth from where it looks like a mere point of green fire, and who had spoken face to face with a creature whose life began before our own planet was inhabitable?

Ἡ ἐληά, του Κωστή Παλαμά

Ἡ ἐληά, του Κωστή Παλαμά

Εἶμαι τοῦ ἥλιου ἡ θυγατέρα

ἡ πιὸ ἀπ᾿ ὅλες χαϊδευτή,

κι ἡ τόση ἀγάπη τοῦ πατέρα

σ᾿ αὐτὸν τὸν κόσμο μὲ κρατεῖ.

Ὅσο νὰ γύρω νεκρωμένη

αὐτὸν τὸ μάτι μου ζητεῖ.

Εἶμαι ἡ ἐληὰ ἡ τιμημένη.

Ὅπου κι ἂν λάχω κατοικία

δὲ μοῦ ἀπολείπουν οἱ καρποὶ

ὡς τὰ βαθιά μου γηρατεῖα

δὲν βρίσκω στὴ δουλειὰ ντροπή.

Μ᾿ ἔχει ὁ Θεὸς εὐλογημένη

κι εἶμαι γεμάτη προκοπή.

Εἶμαι ἡ ἐληά ἡ τιμημένη.

Φρίκη κι ἐρμιά, νερὰ καὶ σκότη

τὴν γὴν ἐθάψαν μιὰ φορά...

Πράσινη αὐγὴ μὲ φέρνει πρώτη

στὸ Νῶε ἡ περιστερά.

Ὅλης τῆς γῆς εἶχα γραμμένη

τὴν ἐμορφάδα καὶ χαρά.

Εἶμαι ἡ ἐληὰ ἡ τιμημένη.

Ἐδῶ στὸν ἥσκιο μ᾿ ἀποκάτου

ἦρθ᾿ ὁ Χριστὸς ν᾿ ἀναπαυθεῖ,

κι ἀκούστηκε ἡ γλυκειὰ λαλιά του

λίγο προτοῦ νὰ σταυρωθεῖ.

Τὸ δάκρυ του, δροσιὰ ἁγιασμένη,

ἔχει στὴ ρίζα μου χυθεῖ.

Εἶμαι ἡ ἐληά ἡ τιμημένη.

Καὶ φῶς πραότατο χαρίζω

ἐγὼ στὴν ἄγρια νυχτιά,

τὸν πλοῦτο πιὰ δὲν τὸ φωτίζω,

σὺ μ᾿ εὐλογεῖς φτωχολογιά.

Κι ἂν ἀπ᾿ τὸν ἄνθρωπο διωγμένη,

μὰ φέγγω ἐμπρὸς στὴν Παναγιά.

Εἶμαι ἡ ἐληὰ ἡ τιμημένη.

ΣΤΗΝ ΤΥΧΗ ΤΩΝ ΠΟΥΛΙΩΝ

ΣΤΗΝ ΤΥΧΗ ΤΩΝ ΠΟΥΛΙΩΝ

Αναρτήθηκε από τον/την olympiada στο Δεκεμβρίου 3, 2011

ΣΤΗΝ  ΤΥΧΗ  ΤΩΝ  ΠΟΥΛΙΩΝ   Του Ζακ Πρεβέρ

Έμαθα πολύ αργά ν΄αγαπώ τα πουλιά

Και λυπάμαι κάπως γι’ αυτό

Τώρα όμως όλα έχουν πάρει το δρόμο τους

Και καταλαβαινόμαστε

Εκείνα δεν ασχολούνται μαζί μου

Μα μήτε κι εγώ μαζί τους

Απλώς τα κοιτάζω

Και τ΄ αφήνω στην ησυχία τους

Όλα τα πουλιά δίνουν τον καλύτερο εαυτό τους

Δίνουν το παράδειγμα. . . . . . . . . .

Τα πουλιά δίνουν το παράδειγμα

Το παράδειγμα όπως πρέπει
Παράδειγμα των πουλιών
Παράδειγμα των πουλιών
Παράδειγμα τα φτερά οι φτερούγες το πέταγμα των πουλιών
Παράδειγμα η φωλιά τα ταξίδια τα τραγούδια των πουλιών
Παράδειγμα η ομορφιά των πουλιών
Παράδειγμα η καρδιά των πουλιών
Το φως των πουλιών.

Au hasard des oiseaux, Jacques PRÉVERT

Από την ποιητική συλλογή: “Paroles”

Μτφ.  της Εύπλοιας

ΠΠ

Ανέκδοτα, 1/12/2011

New Vocabulary

CARPERPETUATION (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will "remove" all the germs.

ECNALUBMA (ek na lub' ma) n. A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in the rearview mirror.

EIFFELITES (eye' ful eyetz) n. Gangly people sitting in front of you at the movies who, no matter what direction you lean, follow suit.

ELBONICS (el bon' iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest at a movie theater.

ELECELLERATION (el a cel er ay' shun) n. The mistaken notion that the more you press an elevator button the faster it will arrive.

More New Vocabulary FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the "illegal side ". PEPPIER (pehp ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer. PUPKUS (pup' kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

New Drugs on the Market St. Mom's Wort - Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. Empty Nestrogen - Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait til they moved out. Peptobimbo - Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting. Dumerol - When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country western music. Flipitor - Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. Antiboyotics - When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

More New Drugs on the Market Menicillin - Potent antibiotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked now?" Buyagra - Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree. Extra Strength Buy-one-all - When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura. Jack Asspirin - Relieves the headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number. Anti-talksident - A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers. Sexcedrin - Bedroom aerosol spray for men. More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome. Ragamet - When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.

Ανέκδοτα, 2/12/2011

Cheap Mistress

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"

Knot String A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here." The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here." So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?" And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Repair Estimate When my printer's type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told me, I might be better off reading the printer's manual and trying the job myself. Pleasantly surprised by his candor, I asked, "Does your boss know that you discourage business?" "Actually it's my boss's idea," the employee replied sheepishly. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first." Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Healthy Lifestyle A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six," he said.

Ανέκδοτα, 3/12/2011

Animal Sounds A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. "Davey, what sound does a cow make?" Davey replied, "It goes 'moo'." "Alice, what sound does a cat make?" Alice said, "It goes 'meow'." "Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?" Jamie said, "It goes 'baaa'." "Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?" Jennifer paused, and said, "Uhh... it goes... 'click'!" Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Justice Triumphs A lawyer had a jury trial in a very difficult business case. The client, who had attended the trial, was out of town when the jury came back with its decision, which was for the lawyer and his client. The lawyer immediately sent a telegram to his client, reading, "Justice has triumphed!" The client wired back, "Appeal at once!" Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

We Can't Do That A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London." The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that." "Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!" Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Two Engineering Students

Two Engineering Students

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,

"Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'"

"The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

Fezariu's Epiphany

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Science Fiction & Fantasy Saturday December 3, 2011 Welcome ArcaMax reader! Thank you for subscribing to this BookDaily update. As an ArcaMax subscriber, it’s quick and easy to set up a BookDaily.com account and make full use of the site. Just set up a user name and password and you’ll be all set. Click to get started. Fezariu's Epiphany by David M. Brown Get Author Circle Updates. Join Now to receive promotions related to this title and author like special advance previews, sweepstakes, updates and more! terms The Merelax Mercenaries, Elenchera's most prestigious hired hands, gave Fezariu the chance to escape from his past. But only in facing the past could he ever be free of it.

Μίκης Θεοδωράκης - Το τραγούδι Του Νεκρού Αδερφού

Ακρίτας είπε...

Σταύρος Ξαρχάκος & Νίκος Γκάτσος, Τα δόκανα

Ενορχήστρωση & διεύθυνση ορχήστρας: Σταύρος Ξαρχάκος
Τραγούδι: Νίκος Δημητράτος
Δίσκος: Νυν και αεί (1974)

Μάνα, τις πρώτες μου φασκιές
τις έπλεξες μ’ αλιφασκιές
και ταπεινά τις κέντησες
μα χώμα χώμα και σπυρί
φέξαν καλύτεροι καιροί
και σαν αφέντη μ’ έντυσες

Ώσπου μια δίσεκτη βραδιά
κάτι παράξενα παιδιά
φωνάξανε «βοήθεια»
και τοίχο τοίχο και γωνιά
βγήκα στην άλλη γειτονιά
να μάθω την αλήθεια

Μάνα, στα χρόνια τα παλιά
ήμουν αγρίμι σε φωλιά
κι ό,τι κι αν μου ’πες το ’κανα
χωρίς ποτέ να φανταστώ
πως κάποια μέρα θα πιαστώ
στου φονικού τα δόκανα

Τώρα στην άλλη γειτονιά
γίναν τα στόματα χωνιά
κι ουρλιάζουνε «βοήθεια»
μα εγώ σηκώνοντας σταυρό
ήρθα κοντά σου για να βρω
του κόσμου την αλήθεια

30 Νοεμβρίου 2011 9:15 π.μ.

SECRET OBSESSION

"In SECRET OBSESSION, I wanted to show what happens when damaging secrets are hidden for a great number of years and how severe the consequences can be when they are exposed." --Kimberla Lawson Roby

Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

Science Fiction & Fantasy Friday December 2, 2011

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Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch by Neil Gaiman

Chrystallia and the Source of Light

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In this beautifully illustrated children’s fantasy story, two siblings struggle against sharp-edged, bedazzling foes to arrive at a place of knowing, to which they and everything belong.

A Wild Sheep Chase: A Novel

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Science Fiction & Fantasy Thursday December 1, 2011 Welcome ArcaMax reader! Thank you for subscribing to this BookDaily update. As an ArcaMax subscriber, it’s quick and easy to set up a BookDaily.com account and make full use of the site. Just set up a user name and password and you’ll be all set. Click to get started. A Wild Sheep Chase: A Novel by Haruki Murakami

Ἡ μπαλάντα τοῦ κυρ-Μέντιου-ΒΑΡΝΑΛΗΣ

Το ποίημα είναι πολύ πιο μακρύ

Ἡ μπαλάντα τοῦ κυρ-Μέντιου

Δὲ λυγᾶνε τὰ ξεράδια
καὶ πονᾶνε τὰ ρημάδια!
Κούτσα μία καὶ κούτσα δυὸ
τῆς ζωῆς τὸ ρημαδιό!

Μεροδούλι, ξενοδούλι!
Δέρναν οὗλοι: ἀφέντες, δοῦλοι,
οὗλοι: δοῦλοι, ἀφεντικὸ
καὶ μ᾿ ἀφήναν νηστικό.

Τὰ παιδιά, τὰ καλοπαίδια,
παραβγαίνανε στὴν παίδεια
μὲ κοτρόνια στὰ ψαχνά,
φοῦχτες μῦγα στ᾿ ἀχαμνά!

Ἀνωχώρι, Κατωχώρι,
ἀνηφόρι, κατηφόρι,
καὶ μὲ κάμα καὶ βροχή,
ὥσπου μοῦ ῾βγαινε ἡ ψυχή.

Εἴκοσι χρονῶ γομάρι
σήκωσα ὅλο τὸ νταμάρι
κι᾿ ἔχτισα, στὴν ἐμπασιὰ
τοῦ χωριοῦ, τὴν ἐκκλησιά.

Καὶ ζευγάρι μὲ τὸ βόδι
(ἄλλο μπόι κι᾿ ἄλλο πόδι)
ὄργωνα στὰ ρέματα
τ᾿ ἀφεντὸς τὰ στρέμματα.

Καὶ στὸν πόλεμ᾿ «ὅλα γιὰ ὅλα»
κουβαλοῦσα πολυβόλα
νὰ σκοτώνωνται οἱ λαοὶ
γιὰ τ᾿ ἀφέντη τὸ φαΐ.

Καὶ γι᾿ αὐτόνε τὸν ἐρίφη
ἐκουβάλησα τὴ νύφη
καὶ τὴν προῖκα της βουνό,
τὴν τιμή της οὐρανό!

Ἀλλὰ ἐμένα σὲ μία σφήνα
μ᾿ ἔδεναν τὸ Μάη τὸ μήνα
στὸ χωράφι τὸ γυμνὸ
νὰ γκαρίζω, νὰ θρηνῶ.

Κι᾿ ὁ παπὰς μὲ τὴν κοιλιά του
μ᾿ ἔπαιρνε γιὰ τὴ δουλειά του
καὶ μοῦ μίλαε κουνιστός:
«Σὲ καβάλησε ὁ Χριστός!

Δούλευε γιὰ νὰ στουμπώσει
ὅλ᾿ ἡ Χώρα κι᾿ οἱ καμπόσοι.
Μὴ ρωτᾷς τὸ πῶς καὶ τί,
νὰ ζητᾷς τὴν ἀρετή!

-Δὲ βαστάω! Θὰ πέσω κάπου!
-Ντράπου! Τὶς προγόνοι ντράπου!
-Ἀντραλίζομαι!… Πεινῶ!…
-Σούτ! θὰ φᾶς στὸν οὐρανό!»

Κι᾿ ἔλεα: ὅταν μίαν ἡμέρα
παρασφίξουνε τὰ γέρα,
θὰ ξεκουραστῶ κι᾿ ἐγώ,
τοῦ θεοῦ τ᾿ ἀβασταγό!

Κι᾿ ὅταν ἕνα καλὸ βράδυ
θὰ τελειώσει μου τὸ λάδι
κι᾿ ἀμολήσω τὴν πνοὴ
(ἕνα ποὺφ εἶν᾿ ἡ ζωή),

Ἡ ψυχή μου θὲ νὰ δράμῃ
στὴ ζεστὴ ἀγκαλιὰ τ᾿ Ἀβράμη,
τ᾿ ἄσπρα, τ᾿ ἀχερένια του
νὰ φιλάει τὰ γένια του!

Γέρασα κι᾿ ὡς δὲ φελοῦσα
κι᾿ ἀχαΐρευτος κυλοῦσα,
μὲ πετάξανε μακριὰ
νὰ μὲ φᾶνε τὰ θεριά.

Κωλοσούρθηκα καὶ βρίσκω
στὴ σπηλιὰ τὸν Ἅη-Φραγκίσκο:
«Χαῖρε φῶς ἀληθινὸν
καὶ προστάτη τῶν κτηνῶν!

Σῶσε τὸ γέρο κυρ Μέντη
ἀπ᾿ τὴν ἀδικιὰ τ᾿ ἀφέντη,
σὺ ποὺ δίδαξες ἀρνὶ
τὸν κυρ λύκο νὰ γενῇ!

Τὸ σκληρὸν ἀφέντη κᾶνε
ἀπὸ λύκο ἄνθρωπο κᾶνε!…»
Μὰ μὲ τὴν κουβέντα αὐτὴ
πόρτα μοῦ ῾κλεισε κι᾿ αὐτί.

Τότενες τὸ μαῦρο φίδι
τὸ διπλό του τὸ γλωσσίδι
πίσω ἀπὸ τὴν ἀστοιβιὰ
βγάζει καὶ κουνάει μὲ βιά:

«Φῶς ζητᾶνε τὰ χαϊβάνια
κι᾿ οἱ ραγιάδες ἀπ᾿ τὰ οὐράνια,
μὰ θεοὶ κι᾿ ὀξαποδῶ
κεῖ δὲν εἶναι παρὰ δῶ.

Ἂν τὸ δίκιο θές, καλέ μου,
μὲ τὸ δίκιο τοῦ πολέμου
θὰ τὸ βρῇς. Ὅπου ποθεῖ
λευτεριά, παίρνει σπαθί.

Μὴ χτυπᾷς τὸν ἀδερφό σου-
τὸν ἀφέντη τὸν κουφό σου!
Καὶ στὸν ἵδρο τὸ δικὸ
γίνε σὺ τ᾿ ἀφεντικό.

Χάιντε θῦμα, χάιντε ψώνιο
χάιντε Σύμβολον αἰώνιο!
Ἂν ξυπνήσεις, μονομιᾶς
θά ῾ρτη ἀνάποδα ὁ ντουνιᾶς.

Κοίτα! Οἱ ἄλλοι ἔχουν κινήσει
κι᾿ ἔχ᾿ ἡ πλάση κοκκινήσει
κι᾿ ἄλλος ἥλιος ἔχει βγῇ
σ᾿ ἄλλη θάλασσ᾿, ἄλλη γῆς».

Το εγχειρίδιο τής λαϊκής σοφίας τα έχει προβλέψει όλα (Πιγκουνος-Τσιτσανης)

Το εγχειρίδιο τής λαϊκής σοφίας τα έχει προβλέψει όλα (δια στόματος Τσιτσάνη):

"Πέφτεις σε λάθη (εξουσία) τι έχεις πάθει
και κάθε μέρα βρίζεις (Πάγκαλε) και γελάς
με πικραίνεις σαν ξένο με κοιτάς
και στο ρέμα (χρεωκοπία) με τραβάς

Δεν είσαι κείνη που 'χα γνωρίσει (λεφτά υπάρχουν)
κι ήτανε σφάλμα να σε παντρευτώ (ψηφίσω)
με προδίνεις και πρέπει να σε βρει
τιμωρία σοβαρή (!!!)

Έχεις αλλάξει και μ' έχεις κάψει
την προσβολή σου δε θα τη δεχτώ
δε σ' αντέχω κυρά μου δε βαστώ
και το δρόμο μου τραβώ"

Αμήν!