ΒΡΑΔΥΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 4/2/2013

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Late Night Funny #1 House Speaker John Boehner said that President Obama’s focus is to annihilate the Republican Party. Do Republicans look like they need any help from President Obama? They’re doing a hell of a job themselves. Jay Leno Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Late Night Funny #2 The Pentagon has allowed women to serve in combat. Yeah, the hope is that we can now finally defeat the Taliban by giving them the silent treatment. Conan O'Brien Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 A scary moment at John Kerry’s secretary of state confirmation hearing. One of the senators had taken his Ambien the night before and combined with the stuffy room and Kerry’s boring speech, he slipped into a coma. Jay Leno Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #4 North Korea said it will test a rocket that they hope will hit the United States. In other words, watch your back, middle of the Pacific Ocean. Conan O'Brien