Ανέκδοτα, 14/05/2013

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Boost Your Nitric Oxide Levels With L-Arginine, Right? Wrong! You've probably heard about nitric oxide, the Nobel Prize winning 'gas molecule' that improves heart and circulation health, helps sexual performance, boosts brain power and reverses aging. And most people over 40 are deficient. But here's something you probably haven't heard: The popular advice on how to increase nitric oxide is dead wrong! Many 'experts' say take l-arginine to boost nitric oxide. But L-Arginine is nearly useless, especially if you're over 40. To find out what MIT Researches say you should be doing instead, Click Here >

Painting Shows it All At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. "What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed. "What painter?" "The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers at Work'." "Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren't working at all!" "That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!" Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Gathering Chickens The farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken's his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst. "Pa, the chickens got loose," the boy confessed sadly, "but I managed to find all twelve of them." "Well, you did real good, son," the farmer beamed. "You left with seven." Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Are You Really Sure? A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." "Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Dog Property Rules 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If its in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway. 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If its broken, it's yours. ======================================================================= Jokes by ArcaMax, sponsored today by: Boost Your Nitric Oxide Levels With L-Arginine, Right? Wrong! You've probably heard about nitric oxide, the Nobel Prize winning 'gas molecule' that improves heart and circulation health, helps sexual performance, boosts brain power and reverses aging. And most people over 40 are deficient. But here's something you probably haven't heard: The popular advice on how to increase nitric oxide is dead wrong! Many 'experts' say take l-arginine to boost nitric oxide. But L-Arginine is nearly useless, especially if you're over 40. To find out what MIT Researches say you should be doing instead, Click Here > Editor's Note: You receive Late Night Jokes because you are subscribed to the Jokes ezine. This PM edition is sent Monday through Friday. Click here to stop receiving the evening edition. Late Night Funny #1 Some experts are saying that the 2016 Democratic presidential race could come down to Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden. Biden is calling her a worthy opponent, while Hillary is calling him ‘practice’. Jimmy Fallon Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It Sponsor Great Rewards for Taking Surveys Take NPD survey's to share your thoughts on the products you buy, places you eat, music you listen to, and more. Your insights help your favorite companies design the products you use everyday. For each survey you complete, you'll earn chances to win great rewards! Start Today! Late Night Funny #2 According to a new report, Al Gore now has more money than Mitt Romney. Gore said ‘Mitt and I are living proof that if you’re a boring white guy, anything is possible’ Conan O'Brien Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It Late Night Funny #3 Mexico’s economy has been on the upswing the last couple of years. They’re getting investors from companies all over the world. In fact, Mexico is now home to 11 million undocumented Americans. Jay Leno Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It Late Night Funny #4 The National Park Service is launching a new campaign to attract younger visitors. It has a very creative slogan: ‘National Parks: Nobody Knows You’re Drinking in Here’. Jimmy Fallon