Ανέκδοτα, 14/2/2012

Happy as a Clam Then there is researcher Peter Fong, who has given new meaning to the expression "happy as a clam." The Gettysburg College biologist stumbled onto the fact that molluscs reproduce at 10 times their normal rate if Prozac is dumped in the water. Fong was pursuing research on the basic nervous system of fingernail clams when he discovered that if he dumped the antidepressant into the water, the clams would start reproducing madly. "It's a piece of wonderful science and it sounds utterly ridiculous at the same time," Abrahams said. Traffic was backed up almost to a standstill this morning as I drove to work. I turned on the radio to listen to my favourite rock station but they were playing Rockabilly which I absolutely detest. So I decided to ram the dial for something better and happened to tune in a local talk show host who was ranting about government waste of funds on useless research projects. He was objecting to congress funding a project to a team in Gettysburg, PA , that was feeding clams and other molluscs large doses of Prozac to determine its effect on these sea dwellers. He cited this as an example of government waste. I immediately phoned him on my cellular phone and found myself on the air. The host was very unhappy when I told him that this research was very important as it was essential to determine if Prozac was effective as a mussel relaxant. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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No Sound Support I recently purchased a new PC from one of the major computer manufacturers. I placed my order via the web but asked for them to call me for my credit card information. So, after a couple days of phone tag, I got in touch with the saleswoman handling my account. I was thinking I'd just give her my credit card number and be on my way. Almost. Saleswoman: "Do you realize that the modem you've chosen doesn't have sound support?" Customer: "What exactly does a 'modem with no sound support' mean?" Saleswoman: "It means that if you go to a web page that has a movie or sound file, you won't be able to hear it." Customer: "What does the modem have to do with that?" Saleswoman: "Well, sir, the modem is what connects your computer to the Internet." Customer: "So, you're telling me that this particular modem scans the TCP/IP packets passing through it for those belonging to any sound application and filters them out?" Saleswoman: "Yes." Customer: "How does it accomplish this feat?" Saleswoman: "I'm not technical enough to answer that. Please hold." I stayed on hold for five minutes and hung up. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

What is Black? Shopping for a black cotton sweater, I couldn't find anything suitable in a trendy Berkeley clothing store. A helpful saleswoman offered to check the store catalogue. After flipping through the pages, she looked up in consternation. "Mark," she called to her co-worker, "what are we calling black this year?" Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Women and Cats I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.