Ανέκδοτα, 27/2/2012

Chicken Scratchins' Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan! Q: How long do chickens work? A: Around the cluck! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To prove to the possum that it could be done! Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't chicken! Q: Why did the rooster cross the road? A: To cockadoodle dooo something! Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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More Chicken Scratchins' Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most? A: Fry-day! Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg? A: The bombshell! Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg? A: It eggs-plodes! Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother? A: He wasn't what he was cracked up to be! Q: Is chicken soup good for your health? A: Not if you're the chicken! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side! Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? A: They go on peck-nics! Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Still More Chicken Scratchins' Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy? A: "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!" Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again? A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser! Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road? A: Because he didn't have enough guts! Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide! Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? A: An eggroll! Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties? A: Coop-cakes! Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Canine Scratchins' Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A: A collie-flower! Q: Why do dogs wag their tails? A: Because no one else will do it for them! Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot? A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw! Q: What is the dogs favorite city? A: New Yorkie! Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian? A: Growlcho Marx! Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? A: "Well, doggone!" Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? A: He stole the show! Q: How can if you have a stupid dog? A: It chases parked cars! Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook I