Ανέκδοτα, 7/2/2012 (Γάτες)

Mutual Attraction In the middle of an argument a man said to his wife, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time!" The wife responded calmly, "Allow me to explain...the good Lord made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; and he made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!" Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Cat Quotes "Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez "There is no snooze button for a cat that wants breakfast." -Anonymous "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley "One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."  Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

More Cat Quotes "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch "People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." - Anonymous "Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Further Cat Quotes "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial American proverb "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." - John S. Nichols "The smallest feline is a masterpiece." -- Leonardo Da Vinci "Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." -- Anonymous "Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein