Ανέκδοτα, 19/2/2012

Jokes by ArcaMax, sponsored today by: Watch Satellite TV On Your PC Get immediate access from anywhere in the world to over 3000 lightning fast stations on your PC, no hardware, and no recurring fees. Click Here Now  Catching the Fish Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?" "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." "Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy." "But why?" "Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight." Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It Sponsor Using nothing more than the money you're currently earning and one of today's best-kept secrets... Your debts disappear (even your house is paid off) in 5-7 years and you retire debt-free.Find Out How! Discover how good it feels to wake up each morning knowing you own your car, house, and everything you have, and you don't owe a penny to anyone. No more bills in the mailbox! Click here to see how it works! Copy Machine Handout In most offices, the photocopier is out of order every now and then. One copy repairman had answered question after question for the employees. Finally one day, he just smiled and handed them this sheet. The copier is out of order! Yes, we have called the service man. Yes, he will be in today. No, we cannot fix it. No, we do not know how long it will take. No, we do not know what caused it. No, we do not know who broke it. Yes, we are keeping it. No, we do not know what you are going to do now. Thank You Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It What Would Freud Say About These Places? - Climax, Michigan - Spread Eagle, Wisconsin - Needmore, Arkansas - Hardup, Utah - Intercourse, Pennsylvania - Hornytown, North Carolina - Conception Junction, Missouri Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It Logic Lesson A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?" A girl raised her hand and asked, "To draw out all his savings?"