Ανέκδοτα, 16/07/2012

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Coffee Dilemma A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee". The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says: "HEBREWS" Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Three Rats One day these three rats were standing outside of a food store and one of the rats got an idea. He said "OK this is what we're gonna do, we'll run inside, get as much cheese as we can and we'll meet back here." So they do it and when they get back the first rat asks the second rat "what kind of cheese did you get?" and he says "American" which makes the rats very pleased as it's one of their favorites. Then the second rat asks the first rat "what kind of cheese did you get?" and he replies "Cheddar", which again pleases the rats. So then the first two rats ask the third rat "what kind of cheese did you get?" to which he replies "Nacho Cheese" "Nacho Cheese" said the other two rats. "There's no such thing as Nacho Cheese". And the third rat says "Well, as I was running out of the store I head the shopkeeper shouting, Hey, that's not-cho cheese" Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

That Guy What do you call a man with no arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat? Claude Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Cowboy's Dog Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy!