Κυριακή 15 Ιουλίου 2012

Ανέκδοτα, 25/05/2012


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Top 10 Old Folks' Party Games

10. Musical Recliners

9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta

8. Hide and Go Pee

7. Simon Says Something Incoherent

6. Doc, Doc Goose

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over

4. Kick the Bucket

3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear

2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy

1. Sag, You're It!

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America's Most Popular Lawyers

Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches

How to Get to The Super Bowl - by Dan Marino

Things I Can't Afford - by Bill Gates

My Plan to Find the Real Killers - by O. J. Simpson

Things I Would Not Do for Money - by Dennis Rodman

The Wild Years - by Al Gore

Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean

Detroit - a Travel Guide

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Everything Men Know about Women

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Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette

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