Ανέκδοτα,6/07/2012

Anti Jokes Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom. Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels. Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear. Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Is Anger Funny? If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size? ~Sydney J. Harris There is nothing more galling to angry people than the coolness of those on whom they wish to vent their spleen. ~Alexandre Dumas He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness. ~Author Unknown Anger is one letter short of danger. ~Author Unknown People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. ~Will Rogers Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Blonde and Ice Cream A blonde walks in the ice cream parlor and orders a chocolate ice cream cone. The clerk tells her that he has no chocolate ice cream, only vanilla and strawberry. The blonde then orders a pint of chocolate ice cream. The clerk once again tells her he has no chocolate ice cream, just vanilla and strawberry. The blonde then orders a quart of chocolate ice cream. The clerk once again tells her he has no chocolate ice cream, only vanilla and strawberry. The blonde then orders a half gallon of chocolate ice cream. The clerk then asks her how she spells van as in vanilla. She says, V-A-N. He then asks her how she spells straw as in strawberry. She says, S-T-R-A-W He then asks her how she spells freak as in chocolate. After a moment she says there is no freak in chocolate. THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Country Music One of the girls was listening to her headphones and she said, "Country music is so sad. It's all about dogs dying, people cheating." I almost asked, "What do you get if you play a country song backwards?" "Your dog, car, house, and wife back."