ΒΡΑΔΥΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 21/11/2012

Late Night Funny #1

Yesterday Barack Obama looked especially good. He looked relaxed and ready to lead, so he took questions from the press for 20 minutes then finished up with a few Al Green songs.

David Letterman

Late Night Funny #2 Arizona elected the first openly bisexual congresswoman. She's a lady promising to reach across the aisle and grab whatever's there. Conan O'Brien Print |Comment |Tweet It |Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 A decorated war hero has an affair with his own sexy biographer, who thinks the spy master is stepping out on her with a second girlfriend. So she sends an email from a secret account saying 'step off or I will cut you.' And the second hottie freaks out and contacts her friends, FBI agents, who launch an investigation, but gets pulled off the case because he sexed her a shirtless photo. The spy master protege, also a general, has sent thousands of e-mails to the second woman. This isn't just a love triangle, folks. It's a love pentagon. Stephen Colbert Print |Comment |Tweet It |Facebook It

Late Night Funny #4 Facebook and the Department of Labor have teamed up for a new app that displays job openings. It'll be weird when people find a job because of Facebook, then get fired from that job for using Facebook, then use Facebook to find another job. It's the circle of life.