Τρίτη 6 Νοεμβρίου 2012

ΝΥΧΤΕΡΙΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 5/11/2012

Late Night Funny #1

Everybody’s mind is on Hurricane Sandy. The worst is over. Now people are discussing the cause. Sources say that it was partly caused by global warming. Meanwhile, Fox News said it was caused by two men kissing in Central Park.

Conan O'Brien
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Late Night Funny #2

We’re still dealing with Hurricane Sandy here in New York. A lot of people on the East Coast don’t have access to Facebook or Twitter. Everybody was like, “How am I supposed to complain about not having Facebook or Twitter if I don’t have Facebook or Twitter?’

Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #3

The stock market was closed for two days, yesterday and today. You know what that means? Although our lives were in danger, at least for two days our money was safe.

Jay Leno

Late Night Funny #4

I watched a lot of storm coverage over the last couple of days. I spent 36 hours watching weather reporters standing in water while telling us not to stand in water.

Jimmy Kimmel
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