ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 8/11/2012

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Late Night Funny #1 Everyone is asking how this storm is going to affect the election. I think it’s given Obama momentum because of how he handled it. He approached it so differently than Bush; he showed up. Bill Maher Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #2 They did not have Halloween in New Jersey Wednesday night. Governor Chris Christie postponed it by executive order until Monday. However, he did spend the day scaring Republicans by praising President Obama. Jay Leno Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 New York City is desperately trying to return to normal. Wait a minute. When were we normal? David Letterman Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #4 This week the U.S. unveiled a larger, more convenient checkpoint at the border with Mexico. And then Mexicans unveiled a larger, more convenient tunnel around it. Jimmy Fallon