Βραδυνα ανεκδοτα 9/11/2012

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Late Night Funny #1 In his victory speech last night, President Obama told his daughters that they would not be getting another dog. When asked why, the president said, 'Because I just made Mitt Romney my *****. Conan O'Brien Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Late Night Funny #2 Congratulations to President Obama on being re-elected president of the United States. Turns out it is not all bad news for the Republicans. It seems that depression is covered by Obamacare. Jay Leno Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 It was a big night for the Democrats. Obama won the electoral vote and the popular vote. Mitt Romney on the other side won the unpopular vote. David Letterman Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #4 I really think in all of what happened yesterday, the only person who should be considered a 'loser' is Donald Trump. I'll tell you why. He went on Twitter demanding a revolution. So far no one's listened to him — because he's Donald Trump! After that, Trump tweeted, 'The world is laughing at us.' I'm thinking, No, Donald. The world is laughing at you and this is why. It is because you're wearing an orange face and a crazy wig. This is the uniform the world over of a clown! Nobody laughs WITH the clown. They laugh AT the clown. Then when the clown gets angry, it is funnier. Craig Ferguson