ΒΡΑΔΥΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 10/1/2013

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Late Night Funny #1 Now I see what's happening. (The 2nd Amendment advocates) paranoid fear of a possible dystopic future prevents us from adressing our actual dystopic present. We can't even begin to address the 30,000 gun deaths that are actually, in reality, happening in this country every year because a few of us must remain vigilant against the rise of 'Imaginary Hitler'. Jon Stewart Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Late Night Funny #2 Well, we got a lot to worry about. In nine days, fiscal cliff. I woke up this morning thinking, Wait a minute. Five days until the fiscal cliff? Where is Superman? Jay Leno Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 Here’s what happened in Washington today. The Republicans and the Democrats got together. They rolled up their sleeves and then they took a break. Jay Leno Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #4 Ireland is coming out with its own version of the show ‘Cheers’. Yeah, a sitcom about people who sit around drinking at a bar all day — or as they call that in Ireland, ‘Reality TV’. Jimmy Fallon