ΒΡΑΔΥΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 24/1/2013

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Late Night Funny #1 Where did we go wrong? The Republicans had everything going for them – a terrible economy, an unpopular incumbent, and a positive message for the American voter: 'less than half of you are parasites.' Stephen Colbert Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Late Night Funny #2 At the inaugural ball, President Obama was caught doing some very stiff and awkward dance moves. In other words, Obama is already reaching out to Republicans. Conan O'Brien Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 On the news they made a big deal out of the fact that four years ago there were twice as many people at President Obama's first inauguration than there was at this one. That's because four years ago, twice as many people could afford to stay in hotels. Jay Leno Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #4 More than a million people gathered in our nation's capital yesterday, and tens of millions more watched from home to celebrate the first lady's new haircut. Most people seem to like the hair style, though some Republicans are demanding further cuts. But bangs aren't easy to pull off. As far as I know, the only other women who have done it successfully this decade are Jessica Biel and Justin Bieber. Jimmy Kimmel