ΒΡΑΔΥΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 2/1/2013

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Late Night Funny #1 My mother wanted me to be a lawyer and I wanted to be an Actor. So I went to school, majored in theatre, and said 'Mom, I have to choose my own destiny. I want to be an actor.' A couple of weeks after I graduated college I called my mother up and said 'Can I borrow $200?' and she said 'Why don't you act like you've got $200. A Classic Arsenio Hall Late Night Quote Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Late Night Funny #2 It may not be a big deal to you and me, ... but this is the first thing Bill Clinton has had to be excited about since he got elected. A Classic Arsenio Hall Late Night Quote Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 I don't possess a lot of self-confidence. I'm an actor so I simply act confident every time I hit the stage. A Classic Arsenio Hall Late Night Quote Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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