ΒΡΑΔΥΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 11/1/2013

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Late Night Funny #1 The White House announced that the theme for President Obama's inauguration will be 'Faith in America's Future.' Which is proof that no one in the White House has ever seen 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.' Jimmy Fallon Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Late Night Funny #2 The Consumer Electronics Show is happening in Las Vegas and the most amazing gadgets are being talked about. One of the gadgets this year is a fork that tells you when you're eating too fast. In a related story today, Chris Christie was spotted yelling at his fork to mind its own business. Conan O'Brien Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 The mayor of Los Angeles, Antonio Villaraigosa, was seen partying in Mexico with Charlie Sheen. I believe that celebration is called 'Cinco de Career-o.' Jay Leno Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #4 Make no mistake -- they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you know, the guns. Stephen Colbert