ΒΡΑΔΥΝΑ ΑΝΕΚΔΟΤΑ 17/1/2013

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Late Night Funny #1 President Obama’s team is promising special perks for donors who give at least a million dollars to the inauguration. Which is cool, but you know what else can get you a lot of perks? Keeping that million dollars. Jimmy Fallon Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

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Late Night Funny #2 The Consumer Electronics Show is happening in Las Vegas and the most amazing gadgets are being talked about. One of the gadgets this year is a fork that tells you when you’re eating too fast. In a related story today, Chris Christie was spotted yelling at his fork to mind its own business. Chris Christie said to his fork, ‘Shut up or I’m going to switch to my friend — spoon.’ Conan O'Brien Print | Comment | Tweet It | Facebook It

Late Night Funny #3 The mayor of Los Angeles, Antonio Villaraigosa, was seen partying in Mexico with Charlie Sheen. I believe that celebration is called ‘Cinco de Career-o.’ The mayor is denying it. He said he only saw Charlie for a minute, but Charlie said he and the mayor had a wild time in Mexico partying with a number of hot women. Who are you going to believe — a party boy who has never done anything in his life or Charlie Sheen? Jay Leno